Me, Myself & I

Well, it's 2:14 am...Do you care where your parents are?

I am here, you are there and no one loves me enough to wanna make friends. Which, by the way is fine with me...I wouldn't wanna be my friend either, but I am.

I have, what some might relate to as Multiple Personality Disorder...Or so I've been told. No doctor has ever diagnosed me with this, but I'm a Gemini!!! I tend to be a tad bit on the weird side. I can't function normally on my good days, but then again, what the hell IS this thing called NORMAL anyway? Who the hell invented that word and the meaning behind it?

Something to add to my TO DO list. I have a bad habit of making these TO DO lists and going nowhere with them. I think my subconscious makes me make them to feel guilty about being lazy.

I also come with these weird habits and I make funny noises/sing when I concentrate on stuff. I tend to babble and stray off topic. I shout out odd things too...just because. I also talk to myself. Did you know that talking to yourself can be kinda fun? You know that you will always get an answer, you won't argue with yourself and you will always be on your side? It's fabulous...Talk about a real pal!!! You may be hard on yourself, but you know it's for your own good. Everyone is their own worst critic. I don't think I would have it any other way. Although a little love every now and then would be nice too...I never buy myself flowers anymore.

I just caught a whiff of freshly cleaned monkey...hmmmm.

I AM MY OWN HERO!

Pssssst...what DOES freshly cleaned monkey smell like anyway?