How Bizarre

I just found an eyelash on my tongue! Now this is a first for me, for I have never had an eyelash on my tongue EVER! Question is this, HOW THE HELL DID IT GET THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE??? It didn't fly in my mouth. Must have slowly rolled down my face and crept inside. All I know is I felt something weird, like an abnormal fluff and set off to investigate. That's when I found it.

Bizarre.