It's Official!!!

I have become a PIMP MAMA!!! I have been so graciously pimping out my cousin on Match.com. *Snicker snicker* It all started as a "let's have some fun and see what we can find for you" game, to an all out hunt for Mr. Right. We each set up profiles (mine was similar to hers on purpose, only less picky, cause let's face it, I'm not the one looking...I picked ANY for EVERYTHING! Ethnic background - ANY. Education - ANY. Body Type - ANY. We need to have options! LMAO) and we would see who would smile at us, we would in turn smile back (if we found them half decent) then we would weed them out from there. Turns out that we may have found her a Mr. Right after all! However, without jinxing anything yet, we will call him Mr. Maybe.

Peer pressure...it's a BITCH! ROFL

See, she has had some bad past experiences with assclowns...but you learn from your mistakes right? A little nudge from the South Side Pimp Mama, and we are off!

It's actually quite fun doing this. We aren't being mean (at least not to their faces...LOL) You have to admit, some of these morons have some issues that need tending to. For instance there was this guy who's name is Inflate You and has this fetish for chunky red headed women. He won't discriminate against skinny girls...as long as they are willing to be fattened up some. You know, that's all good...have your fetishes and stuff, but don't be all weird and pervy then claim that the last book you read was your Bible. "I try to read a little every day and listen for God's voice." Why? So he can tell you YOU'RE A FREAK?!? I have nothing against those who are religious, but don't be all weird and pervy, then add God into the mix in hopes to make you sound less gross. Doesn't work buddy. He is a desperate one too... looking for someone within 1200 miles of Crown Point, Indiana, United States. What, your neighborhood suck or something?

Now, I have friends that are fairly religious and read the Bible and they are FAR more normal that this guy. They don't go on about their funky fetishes and then talk about the Bible in the same sentence.

I don't know, maybe I am crossing a line???

There is this other guy who e-mailed my Match account and all he had to say was "hi you should send me a photo" Geeeee...Hmmmmm....let me think about that. NO! Oh my gawd, is this guy for real? I mean, did he REALLY think that an approach like that was going to work? I checked out his profile and TRUST me...boring and oogly. 33 yrs old, never been in a commited relationship (he's a keeper!), another one SO desperate that he is willing to hook up with someone anywhere within 1000 miles of where he lives. Not just that, but he pays such good attention to his profile that he claims he is 2 feet 11 inches tall, yet has a couple pictures to prove otherwise. Now, with a dude like this, do you really think he's gonna pay any proper attention to you?

You'd have to be DRUNK!

I do have to say that there are some pretty nice/normal people out there too AND funny, hense Mr. Maybe. Some of these folks are pure comedy.

They make me chuckle.

You ever want a good chuckle, go to Match.com and just look at people's names. Some of them are hilarious!