1. Go up to a total stranger, tap them on the shoulder and say "YOU'RE IT!!!" then run away.
2. Make a puppet out of an old sock, name it and go out for the whole day with it on your hand letting the puppet do ALL the talking.
3. Mail ketchup rebate form.
4. Answer the phone as if YOU are the answering machine.
5. Eat Jello.
Sunday, June 05, 2005
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3 comments:
I love Ellen....LOL.
I'm thinking Jello is straight from you tho...hehe.
They all are from me except for the Ketchup one. That one is Ellen. Well, I can't remember where the "You're it" one is from...but it's funny too!
I know the first one is Ellen from her 1999 HBO special (remember, you made me tape it and watch it in 2002...hahaha).
So you are the mastermind behind the puppets. Almost as silly (silly is good, BTW) as when I had to carry brocolli around with me all week in 1998 for my stand-up class. Here's a tip - when the puppet starts to smell (and it will, afterall, it is a SOCK and you never specified whether it should be clean or not), make sure that you make it clear that the wonderous odor is not coming from you, but from your new Public Relations (PR) Rep. Brocolli tends to wilt and smell after a week in one's pocket. Life lesson learned.
So - the question is. Are you eating JELLO? What flavor?
You funny.
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